Something to make you SMILE!!!!!!!!

The meaning of ABCDEFGH….

Absence of Team Leader

Office Management

Cheated Cock!

Lie n Sale

Save your JOB

Reality

Real Review Indian Office Picture

Vacation

Project Work

Good to be Friends

Good Friends

Work at the Finance Department

ராம்தேவ் பாபாவின் மகள் - Daughter Of Ramdev Baba

IMPORT & EXPORT

Teacher:
Give me examples of
1)IMPORT
2)EXPORT

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1)Sonia

2)Sania

Never be over smart

A new vacuum cleaner salesman knocked at door,
A lady opened it. Before she could speak,the salesman rushed into the living room & emptied a bag of cow shit on the carpet:Ohhhhhhhhhh

Salesman:
Madam,if Im unable to clean this up with my new powerful vaccum cleaner in next 10 sec, i'll EAT all this Shiit

Lady:
Do U need Chilli Sauce with that shit ?

Salesman:

why?

Lady:
Because there's no electricity in house



MORAL:


Never Be Over Smart

Fabulous Compilation. .!

Napoleon said..

"The world suffers a lot. Not because of the violence of bad people, but because of the silence of good people!"

Michael Paul said..

I wrote on the door of heart, "Please do not enter"
Love came smiling and said: "Sorry I am an illiterate"

Einstein said..

"I am thankful to all those who said NO to me
It’s Because of them I did it myself.

Abraham Lincoln said..

"If friendship is your weakest point then you are the strongest person in the world."

Shakespeare said..

"Laughing Faces Do Not Mean That There Is Absence Of Sorrow! But It Means That They Have The Ability To Deal With It"

Shakespeare said..

"In The Times Of Crisis I Was Not Hurt By The Harsh Words Of My Enemies, But By The Silence Of My Friends".


Shakespeare said..

"Never Play With The Feelings Of Others Because You May Win The Game But You Will Surely Lose The Person For Life Time"

Shakespeare said..

"Coin Always Makes Sound But The Currency Notes Are Always Silent. So When Your Value Increases Keep Yourself Calm Silent"

William Arthur said..

"Opportunities Are Like Sunrises, If You Wait Too Long You Can Miss Them"

Hitler said..

"When You Are In The Light, Everything Follows You,
But When You Enter Into The Dark, Even Your Own Shadow Doesn’t Follow You"

Shiv Khera..

"If We Are Not Part Of The Solutions, We Are The Big Problems" "Winners Never Do The Different Things,
They Do The Things Differently".

John Keats said..

"It Is Very Easy To Defeat Someone,
But It Is Very Hard To Win Someone"

How fast you csn guess the words?

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Can I Borrow $ 25?

A woman came home from work late, tired and irritated, to find her 5-year old son waiting for her at the door.

SON: 'Mommy, may I ask you a question?'

MUM: 'Yeah sure, what it is?' replied the woman.

SON: 'Mommy, how much do you make an hour?'

MUM: 'That's none of your business. Why do you ask such a thing?' the woman said angrily.
SON: 'I just want to know. Please tell me, how much do you make an hour?'

MUM: 'If you must know, I make $ 50 an hour.'

SON: 'Oh,' the little boy replied, with his head down.

SON: 'Mommy, may I please borrow $ 25?'

The mother was furious, 'If the only reason you asked that is so you can borrow some money to buy a silly toy or some other nonsense, then you march yourself straight to your room and go to bed.. Think about why you are being so selfish. I don't work hard everyday for such childish frivolities. '

The little boy quietly went to his room and shut the door..

The woman sat down and started to get even angrier about the little boy's questions. How dare he ask such questions only to get some money?

After about an hour or so, the woman had calmed down , and started to think:

Maybe there was something he really needed to buy with that $25.00 and she really didn't ask for money very often.The woman went to the door of the little boy's room and opened the door.

'Are you asleep, son?' She asked.

'No Mommy, I'm awake,' replied the boy.

'I've been thinking, maybe I was too hard on you earlier' said the woman. 'It's been a long day and I took out my aggravation on you. Here's the $25 you asked for.'

The little boy sat straight up, smiling. 'Oh, thank you Mommy!' he yelled. Then, reaching under his pillow he pulled out some crumpled up bills.

The woman saw that the boy already had money, started to get angry again.

The little boy slowly counted out his money, and then looked up at his mother.

'Why do you want more money if you already have some?' the mother grumbled.

'Because I didn't have enough, but now I do,' the little boy replied.

'Mommy, I have $50 now. Can I buy an hour of your time? Please come home early tomorrow. I would like to have dinner with you.'

The mother was crushed. She put his arms around her little son, and she begged for his forgiveness.

It's just a short reminder to all of you working so hard in life. We should not let time slip through our fingers without having spent some time with those who really matter to us, those close to our hearts. Do remember to share that $50 worth of your time with someone you love.

If we die tomorrow, the company that we are working for could easily replace us in a matter of hours. But the family & friends we leave behind will feel the loss for the rest of their lives.